just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I forgot wine drunk hurts
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
