That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
