I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
But theres a keg here and me gusta
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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