talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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