I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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