oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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