Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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