we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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