You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I checked into jail on foursquare
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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