my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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