You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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