he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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