im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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