What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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