I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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