quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
