It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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