She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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