She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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