there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
