check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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