Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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