Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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