Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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