You really coming over, don't trick.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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