So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
