just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
MIDGETS
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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