The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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