You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
