Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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