Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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