her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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