After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
