You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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