You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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