Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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