So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
we're so committed to being not committed
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