And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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