dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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