With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
That was before I lit my hair on fire
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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