Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
