"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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