I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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