Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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