i think i have herpe
just one?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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