I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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