Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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