It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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