We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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