mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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